BabyBleg: Middle Name

Now it's time for some audience participation: help pick Baby's middle name. We need a name with two or more syllables and it can't start with the letters A, I, M, N, O, U, or W.

You might be wondering what Baby's first name is going to be. Well, so are we. We have some pretty good ideas, but we'll be keeping them under wraps until we've finalized things.

Also, worst baby name nominations, such as Octavius, Napoleon, Adolf, Elvis, and Aloysius, are not only allowed but encouraged. Negative points if we can't tell the difference between your actual suggestions and the worst names nominations.